July 2010
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“Elizabeth had just found the lamp of her dreams when from the corner of her eye she saw her ex, along with her best friend, exiting the show with an even more beautiful lamp. ‘I knew I should have come earlier’ she hissed at her decorator.”
real quotes from a hamptons antique show flyer
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“Oh come on now. That shit is just straight out of a particularly melancholy issue of Gourmet magazine from July 1989. That is patently ridiculous. No one sits in their sunny London triplegarden and eats impossibly crisp roast chicken and drinks “glasses of wine” and has blonde hair and perfect, sun-dappled children. This just can’t exist. Gwyneth Paltrow is the product of...
my 2010 summer anthem. paris hilton - stars are...
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